Unfair Rules Governing Relationships

RULES GOVERNING RELATIONSHIPS ( lifted from a scrap paper found in a street inVegas)
THE FOLLOWING RULES WERE MADE BY THOSE WHO CAME FROM THE PLANET VENUS. READ AND LAUGH AFTER!!!
1 THE FEMALE ALWAYS MAKES THE RULES
2. THE RULES ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE AT ANYTIME WITHOUT PRIOR NOTIFICATION
3.NO MALE CAN POSSIBLY KNOW THE RULES
4.IF THE FEMALE SUSPECTS THE MALE KNOWS ALL THE RULES SHE MUST IMMEDIATELY CHANGE SOME OR ALL THE RULES
5.THE FEMALE IS NEVER WRONG
6.IF THE FEMALE IS WRONG,IT IS DUE TO A MISUNDERSTANDING,WHICH WAS A DIRECT RESULT OF SOMETHING THE MALE DID OR SAID WRONG. THE MALE MUST APOLOGIZE IMMEDIATELY FOR CAUSING THE MISUNDERSTANDING
7.THE FEMALE MAY CHANGE HER MIND AT ANY TIME
8.THE MALE MUST NEVER CHANGE HIS MIND WITHOUT THE EXPRESS WRITTEN CONSENT OF THE FEMALE
9.THE FEMALE HAS EVERY RIGHT TO BE ANGRY OR UPSET AT ANY TIME
10.THE MALE MUST REMAIN CALM AT ALL TIMES UNLESS THE FEMALE WANTS HIM TO BE ANGRY AND/OR UPSET
11.THE FEMALE MUST UNDERGO NO CIRCUMSTANCES LET THE MALE KNOW WHETHER OR NOT SHE WANTS HIM TO BE ANGRY AND/OR UPSET
12. THE MALE IS EXPECTED TO MIND READ AT ALL TIMES
13.THE FEMALE IS READY WHEN SHE IS READY, THE MALE MUST BE READY AT ALL TIMES
14.ANY ATTEMPT TO DOCUMENT THE RULES COULD RESULT IN BODILY HARM
15.THE MALE WHO DOESN'T ABIDE BY THE RULES CANT TAKE THE HEAT, LACKS BACKBONE and IS A WIMP.